And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
has ever made.
-M. Acklam
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
people,
who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and
hate.
-Sigmund Freud
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
religious cult.
-Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying down.
-Robert Benchley
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
dog.
-Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs
I have known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
-James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00
a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?
I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most
amazing haul,
chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth!
-Anne Tyler
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will
not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give
you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in
your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already
thinks I am.
